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wet flamer 

1. one who enjoys wet, disturbing sexual activity 2. a gay fireman
If Playboy Mansion was to burn down, you do not want to ask the wet flamers to help.
wet flamer by DexterSR300DX March 24, 2003
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Fameys are generally aged between about 20 and 35 (but average in their mid to late 20s) and are becoming increasingly prominent in and around metro cities in Australia.

Fameys wear expensive designer brands.

They will wear these items to death and brag with their fellow fameys about it even though they may be on low to moderate incomes. Fameys are extremely party orientated and prefer to hold their parties in the middle of the week to avoid seeming like normal working class citizens.

Fameys seek to emulate the everyday lives of famous singers and movie stars by "living the life".

Fameys, although usually well into their 20s, typically still live at home, preferring to spend their money on Juicy Couture hangbags or expensive restaurants.

Fameys use terms like "exclusive", "VIP" and "crack" to refer to their favourite haunts.

The famey will take photos (usually of themselves) everywhere they go. This is even worse if it is a group of fameys.

Fameys like to write blogs about themselves in the third person as if they are commenting on a celebrity and watch celebrity interviews in an attempt to learn and mimic their mannerisms for use in their own obscure video blogs.

Fameys have popularised the uneven look, sporting different earrings on each side or different shoelaces on each foot in an attempt to look cool.

Fameys are like the anti-hipster in that they are blatant consumerists and they want you to know it.
Famey: Last night I partied so hard!

Person: But it was a Monday night, it was you and your friend getting drunk under a tree... that's not a party.

Famey: Yes, but we're VIP, so it so was totally crack.
Famey by Bunnysparkle May 17, 2011

Flamethrower 

While a blindfolded female is performing fellacio on a man, the young gentlemen applies a generous portion of louisiana brand hot sauce to his genitals. Once fellacio resumes, you must block off nasal and oral breathing passages until she has fully injested hot sauce. Afterwards, the gentlemen forcably defecates in the young females mouth, repeating breathing obstruction. Once steps one and two have been completed, the most crucial step can take place. With the implementation of blunt force trauma; i.e. fist, or bat may be used. A decidedly powerful blow is directed towards the lower abdomial region, to induce forced regurgitation of said fecal matter and food flavorings.
I gave your mom a flamethrower last night.
Flamethrower by Kayla, Corbin, Joe January 23, 2009

flamecak sacktard 

sum dood hoo is sooper stoopid and kant spel wright.
sumtimes i has trubble wif my grammer. dat maks me a flamecak sacktard
flamecak sacktard by rayydogg1093 October 22, 2008
A guy who shows an unnecessary amount of affection to his girlfriend over Facebook. Whether it be a message, a status or a profile picture of the two of them sharing ice cream.

Note - When the relationship is not going so well, a typical flamer will let you know... Via depressing Facebook status of course.
Guy 1 - "Did you see Dave's Facebook message to his chick last night. Some shit about taking her to Disneyland."

Guy 2 - "Sigh. The boys a fucking flamer!"
Flamer by Ronnie Red Coat April 13, 2011

Dike Flamer 

a name for someone who grows up a follower, never knowing who they really are. they just want to be like everyone else. there is usually one person that they particularly are attracted to the idea of being like them. they may or may not actually believe that they are that person. in some cases they can develop a strong sexual attraction for the person they admire. they will go to great lengths to mimic the person they admire such as dressing like them, stealing their clothes, stealing from them, getting a girlfriend when the other person has one. they will attach themselves to one or more places that their crush hangs out and will not leave these places under any circumstances. other symptoms of this disorder are homosexual fantasies, homosexual tendencies, dressing in camouflage, not bathing or doing laundry, and crack smoking.
Mike is really starting to be a Dike Flamer these days. everytime i see him he's at the same place wearing camo and acting like he wants to be like Jam.
Dike Flamer by amandasman December 8, 2009