Fat camo 

Clothes that fit in away that hide how fat a person really is.

That girl thinks shes hot with all the fat camo on.

Fat camo by {MOB}Evilone January 5, 2009

Fat Spats 

The layer of fat which drapes from the ankle around the circumference of the foot. Derived from "spat", meaning a cloth or leather gaiter covering a shoe upper, fastened with a strap.
Akin to "cankle".

Allison knew that she had eaten too many pogos when she saw her fat spats in the mirror.

Fat Spats by Cankle Cops March 18, 2009

fat facing 

When you have a phone with a keypad up to your face and accidentally hit some of the keys.

"I tried getting transferred to tech support, but I ended up fat facing the call and was transferred to sales."

fat facing by dhenning July 8, 2009

Fat tope 

Similar to a chode, the fat tope is fatter and topier and is general all round cock!

Guy 1: Hey have u seen Toby Roberts recently?
Guy 2: Yeah he's out banging Chodes like a fat tope
Guy 1: What a fat tope!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: for sure

Fat tope by Topey Noberts August 20, 2009

Fat Roulette 

A pessimistic synonym for Blind Date.

Sorry Mike, I can't catch a movie tonight, I've gotta play Fat Roulette with Erins cousin.

Fat Roulette by Fakelove April 29, 2010

fat bastardry 

going out to eat and ordering a large stack of pancakes ala mode as a follow-up to the meal.

I thought he said "pound cake ala mode" when she asked if we wanted dessert, but then she came back with 3 huge pancakes covered with ice cream, whipped cream and fudge! That's some serious fat bastardry!

fat bastardry by vish213 August 10, 2010

Fat Scarf 

the roll under your chin that is to big to be a double chin

Dude my fat scarf kept me warm all winter long

Fat Scarf by Anarchychick October 24, 2010