flashlight detective

A security guard; a mall cop. The only weapon they have besides a phone.

I was at the mall, then the flashlight detectives bitched at me for loitering.

by Alejandro Fernandez August 24, 2018

The Detroit Driller

The act of having sex with your clothes on. (The girl wears pants with a fly, or the man cuts her pants out.)

I did the Detroit Driller with Rebecca last night. I wore my special polo shirt for the occasion.

by The man dan with a plan December 2, 2018

The Detroit Red Wing

Forewarning; this only works while your lady is on the rag, do not try unless there is something fucked in your head. When getting some head from your woman and you start to cum you scream out "GOAL!", then you pull out a hockey puck and knock her two front teeth out. Then with a firm grip you yank out her tampon and place it in the newly formed tooth gap.

Did yah here ole Henry gave his wife The Detroit Red Wing and ended up in the slammer again.

by Dean Wesley January 16, 2019

bon detroit

It means Good Luck in Detroit.

Pronounced like french ...Bon Day-twa

Your buddy : “ hey I am going to Detroit tomorrow.”
“Bon Detroit , you’ll need it”

by Wanderingjew May 2, 2019

Friday Detention

Friday Detention happens on a Friday when students attending High School happens to commit certain offenses like a forged note, truancy, skipping (or to be removed from) office detention, leaving school grounds, insubordination, impersonation, cell phone violations. Typically, Friday Detention starts five to fifteen minutes after school, and does not end until dinner time.

In Gorham HS, Friday Detention starts at 14:15 (2:15 pm) on Friday after school and ends at 17:30 (5:30 pm).

by DieselDorky16 October 4, 2019

strings detached

A person with "strings detached" is essentially free; completely lacking obligations, or responsibilities. No strings attached. A possible negative consequence of fully living with strings detached is that isolation can develop in relation to others. Detachment from life in general can be crippling. Simply put, if you don't need to take part in life, and you can avoid most aspects of it, you become less involved in the unfolding of the universe and become disconnected from it in ways that can keep you from actually living life. You may actually lose part of yourself by losing part of your place in the Universe; Separating yourself from everyone and everything can make it as though you almost don't exist. Once you realize there is nowhere to hide, you begin to wonder what you are hiding from. You can unplug... but eventually you have to plug back in. The world keeps moving while you're unplugged. The "Universal One" moves on with or without you. It is possible to get left behind. Separateness can grow. It may be hard to reverse.

"I severed every string I had attached that could cause me to have to rely on myself, or have others rely on me. I cut out anything that could cause stress in my life including people and activities. My adapted "strings detached" life left little to appreciate and little to be a part of. I'm not doing what the Universe designed me to do; which is to just be, but be with everyone else being a part of all that is and all there ever will be. We're all supposed to have a part in making the future. If you aren't affecting the future, you aren't part of the present."

by RoccoStatus November 29, 2019

fucking detroit

A term only derogatory when said in a brooding type of tone. It is used to say that people that are from/live in Detroit are criminal scumbags. It can also be considered a racial slur in some cases

“Fucking Detroit” Zach says before he gets jumped

by Red_Ghost_ October 25, 2019