Bunny Syndrome is a very serious disease!
It turns humans into mutes! And mutes into completely isolated social retards.
Symptoms include:
- Extreme shyness causing an inabilty to talk to the opposite sex coherently
- Nervousness to the point of shaking, dry mouth, thought loss, and/or loss of words
- Denying that girls want your penis when in reality they are actally lusting for it in an almost in humane manner.
- Studying in the libary during lunch hours rather than haning out with friends or trying to make friends.
- No interest in social/cultural events such as "HOMECoMING"
- Making a handle titled "Bunny Meatball"
There are many other symtoms to this mind eating disease that are so subtle, not even the most tricked out mind doctor can detect their housing.
If you show signs of this killer, go straight for your local drug dealer or liquor store, and diposit as many barbs, liquors, or intoxicants into your body as humanly possible. Then write, "GO SEE CAMILLE" (in case you forget)on your hand(s) and start a journey to go see the damn girl that you obviously can't soberly communicate with!!!
It turns humans into mutes! And mutes into completely isolated social retards.
Symptoms include:
- Extreme shyness causing an inabilty to talk to the opposite sex coherently
- Nervousness to the point of shaking, dry mouth, thought loss, and/or loss of words
- Denying that girls want your penis when in reality they are actally lusting for it in an almost in humane manner.
- Studying in the libary during lunch hours rather than haning out with friends or trying to make friends.
- No interest in social/cultural events such as "HOMECoMING"
- Making a handle titled "Bunny Meatball"
There are many other symtoms to this mind eating disease that are so subtle, not even the most tricked out mind doctor can detect their housing.
If you show signs of this killer, go straight for your local drug dealer or liquor store, and diposit as many barbs, liquors, or intoxicants into your body as humanly possible. Then write, "GO SEE CAMILLE" (in case you forget)on your hand(s) and start a journey to go see the damn girl that you obviously can't soberly communicate with!!!
John: I need help. There's this girl I like but I don't know what to say whenever she sits next to me.
George: You, my friend, have the Bunny Syndrome. Now snap out of it and ask her out already.
George: You, my friend, have the Bunny Syndrome. Now snap out of it and ask her out already.
by Ziveeman July 20, 2008
Get the Bunny Syndromemug. Pubic dingleberries caused by your partner shitting on your dick during anal, and your inability to clean up before the shit dries
Crystal's ass exploded like a juicy shit bomb when I donkey punched her, and it coated me from my nuts up to my belly button. I was so hammered that I fell asleep before I cleaned up, and now I have a bunch of dust bunnies in my pubes.
by Pandastic June 29, 2016
Get the dust bunniesmug. 
by alyse October 29, 2003
Get the bunny shotmug. by Gi/Gi June 24, 2009
Get the Bunny Humpmug. Typically, military personnel enlisted in either the Army or Marine Corps who operate artillery pieces. Typically denoted by lack of mental competence and the ability to only perform jobs that don't require much thinking.
by Hu$tla' $teve August 26, 2003
Get the gun bunnymug. a light skinned girl that has a beautiful figure but agressive personality. That is cuddle-able and a beauty to look at..
by Jah_BuGgyI April 1, 2010
Get the Snow bunnymug.