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Glass Bottom Boat 

When you shove a gerbil up into your anal cavity (asshole) followed by a clear beverage glass or jar, as to trap the gerbil inside, but provide him/her with a spectacular view.
Friend 1: "Dude!! That poor gerbil!!!!

Friend 2: "Are you kidding me?? Dude, c'mon.....I gave him a glass bottom boat -he settled down after coming back to discover that shit!!"

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ravenous bottom 

When your butt is hungry for dick
Harry was a ravenous bottom after seeing Fred in his suspenders wearing a Fanny Pack
ravenous bottom by Blutuleedoo June 16, 2017

Apple bottom 

Did you see the shitter on that critter not to mention I herd Morgan.Goodson got them big ol yeezies!!
Morgan Goodson got that Apple bottom ass for real. Makes me wanna give a lol broom broom from the back. Long dick style.

classic bottom syndrome 

When a bottom's brain associates orgasm with anal stimulation so much that it becomes hard or impossible to orgasm from penile stimulation alone
I tried to beat off last night but I couldn't cum without fingering myself, classic bottom syndrome popped off

Rotter-bottom 

when a batty smells like pure sewage water
your gyal has a rotter-bottom
Rotter-bottom by lil pennypiper March 25, 2019

Stallion Bottom 

A tall, stacked, attractive gay bottom. Usually thick in the thighs and butt...
“Damn you see that tall dude over there? He fine and thick asf
“Hell yea, that’s a stallion bottom”

dito bottom 

the ultimate disrespect a human can get
Man 1: "Why so glum, chum?"
Man 2: "I got the most disrespect...I got dito bottomed..."
dito bottom by williehunt September 14, 2019