whiffle boat 

The idea, person or item that does not make sense. Something that is counterintuitive. In basic terms a boat should not have holes, a whiffle ball does.

Beth's idea to offer bacon bits on the kosher corned beef and rye is jacked up like a whiffle boat.

whiffle boat by Davewd April 10, 2008

Tug-Boat You 

One person stands still while the other pshysicaly moves them around to there liking

Before a Family Portrate
Photographer: Everyone gather over there and ill Tug-Boat You into position
Family (mumbles): Ok

Tug-Boat You by 2Ninja4U November 16, 2009

air boat 

Performed similar to the motor boat except the person performing blows onto the boobs

Last night while trying to give Lindsay a motorboat, Jess totally air boated her instead.

air boat by Big Dan's Air Boat Tours January 21, 2011

Shanghai Boat Ride 

When a slutty girl fucks one guy at one end of the pool, and then swims to the other side to fuck another guy.

Bob and I gave that girl a Shanghai Boat Ride last night...I wouldn't go swimming today if I were you!

Shanghai Boat Ride by JoeBlow696969 March 31, 2011

Boner Boat 

A term used to describe an extremely attractive woman

That chick is a total boner boat.

Boner Boat by Tha juice is loose November 22, 2011

ski-boat 

A variation of a motorboat, when you ejaculate in between her tits and give her a motorboat.

She said cum on my tits. Then i leaned down and gave her a ski-boat

ski-boat by bheck70 August 19, 2012

Emotia-boat 

Motor boating a female friend as a substitute for displaying genuine feelings of strong emotion.

Paul was feeling down as a result of his Chlamidia test results, luckily Jade offered him an Emotia-boat to make him feel better.

Emotia-boat by Mr_toasty August 22, 2012