Wrong Way Johnny

A person who has been seen driving in the wrong direction, on any kind of road.

We're writing a letter to the authorities about Big Bad Bill. Now he's a wrong way Johnny.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

johnny trombone

Something failing couples try to save their marriage. The man attaches a low pressure air pump to his pens and injects air into his bladder, he then has sex with his partner as normal while 'peeing the air into her, making a trombone sound.

I totally Johnny Trombone'd her last night.

Why don't you guys try the Johnny Trombone?

by SquatchIt September 23, 2020

johnny

that one guy that made amber heard look dumb as fuck or known as jack sparrow

ohh Amber dont make me get johnny again

by -939432johnny March 7, 2023

Fear Of Johnny Depp

i had a dream that johnny depp tried to kill me. I'm terrified of him. ☺️🤞

Johnny Depp: imma kill u
Me: aaaa I'm scared
Johnny Depp: you have the fear of Johnny depp

by Silly1246790 September 12, 2023

Johnny Holman

Born 12/19/01/ Also known as Jibby, jib, mcjibby, biggins, fatso mcbiggins, jibber jab. Is as loyal as a golden retriever. just ask him if he wants to go by bys

"Hey bro, wanna go party tonight" "nah man im good, im gonna stay home and play xbox with my guy johnny holman"

by Greengo444 June 14, 2018

Johnnie

AWildMonke man that shits on most of the stuff you do, but can be good at times if you're nice to him.

Shut up Johnnie.

by Cheeseboy121 May 26, 2021

Johnny Cash

The only person in the entire world with absolutely no detractors whatsoever.

"There are two types of people: Those who like Johnny Cash, and those who WILL."

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2024