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Donkey doodle

A turd that just specifically stands out from other dookies you’ve produced before.
Girlfriend; your farts don’t even smell that bad
Boyfriend; that’s not true, not when I take a donkey doodle.
by Rentmore March 19, 2023
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Discord Donkey

When your friend sends pictures of his ass on Discord and you react to it with a pink heart
YO, Danniel really did a Discord Donkey last night
by Undertaleisforgigas March 20, 2023
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Donkey kiss

When someone who is kissing you and overlaps their lips on top of yours and basically engulfs your lips with theirs, often at times sliming you with their saliva.
My date was such a bad kisser, he kept donkey kissing me. It was just nasty.
by Pseudo-smith June 17, 2018
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Donkey Kong

A dumb stupid gorilla that is going to be extinct soon if he is not taken to a zoo in the Mushroom Kingdom
Donkey Kong: hooo hooo hooo!
Explorer: Huh!
by InterstateDriver January 22, 2019
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Donkey Kong

A heavy fisted and heavy footed imbecile who throws everything. Often seen sporting an iPhone with a broken screen and destroys toys intended for children as a result of drunken antics or likes to rip out guitar strings without failure.
Jesus, press the brake pedal softly in this jeep, you're being a right donkey Kong.
by MikeSimpson1985 September 8, 2018
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Ghost Donkey

A sexual action in which one partner kicks the other in the middle of the act, and then exits the room yelling “yee-haw!”
“I totally ghost donkeyed that hot dude from the bar last night!”
by Fleuradiaz June 9, 2021
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Donkey Dick

1) An individual, who secretly obtains a large component of himself, in which is kept in his bottoms.

2) A male specimen, in which manifests/harbors such goods, that women would announce him as, "severely endowed".

3) "Donkey Dick", may also be known, as a woman's best friend, preferably known as the most perfect guy on earth. Yes, perfection may not exist, but this one loving individual, would be known as perfectly imperfect, in many peoples eyes. Other than the obvious satisfaction, from looking into this individuals boxers, he also provides many other satisfactory traits, these may go as follows; fantastic best friend, cutest person known to man, etc. This very special person, may also be seen as a lifesaver, as he has helped to keep the weakest ones strong in their hour of need and for that, he shall be forever thanked.

4) Although this person has managed to obtain, so many qualities, he can also be the most infuriating person on the planet, his constant need for sexual desire, noted here ;).

5) As well as being infuriating, this individual, could also be referred to as influential, because they have manage to influence people into making right decisions in life, rather than making them go off on a tangent and taking the wrong pathways.

6) Finally, this person, could also be described as extremely intelligent, due to some of the things they discuss, when they may not realize it for themselves, and no matter what they think, there are so many people proud of them.
1) "Oh wow, that person over there, must manifest a Donkey Dick".
2) "Looks like I've only gone and found myself a Donkey Dick".
by bigbootyhoe96 October 20, 2014
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