You are a poofter!

Is the first step to calling out a gay homosexual to publicly name and shame them.

Hey! You! Yes you. You are a poofter!
No poofter’s allowed here so beat it queer..with your pink shirt and fag sandals.

by de-pube November 30, 2021

Duck you

When your phone autocorrects “fuck you” to “duck you”

A: WELL DUCK YOU!
B: What
A: fUCK AUTOCORRECT!

by CroissantBitch October 10, 2021

Prouda you

Short form of "proud of you"

Kid: I peed but ain't no used my hands!
Dad: Son, I'm so prouda you...

by BalonyPony December 26, 2019

cop you

If someone says they want to "cop" you it means to take you. In other words, it probably means they would smash you and then pass you. Like a one night stand.

"Lmao I'd cop her real quick"

"Damn you're so attractive I'd cop you"

by adiabeticfrogoncrack February 6, 2019

Much, you?

"Much, you?" is a term used in place of the response, "Not much, how about you?"
Only real beauties are able to properly use this term and should not be used unless 100% necessary.
This is a term that should be used after someone asked "Yat?"

Acorn MacDonald: "Yat Jacob?"
Jacob M: "Much, you?"

(variation: "whole lotta much")

by Taint Waffle November 10, 2020

Shit you not

Used in conversation to emphasize that the story is NOT an an exaggeration.

"That's exactly how it happened. I shit you not."

by Kittykatzkrnrz May 24, 2017

you are mom

You use this phrase if you don't know the difference of "you are" and "your".

Human 1: Hehe I did something tonight.
Human 2: I did you are mom.

World: Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

by JuulKing March 26, 2018