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Dutch Willy 

To wait until someone falls asleep and you fart into the sleeping person's ear
Did you know Bob is getting a divorce? Yeah, I heard he gave Carol a Dutch Willy
Dutch Willy by Alphamope December 17, 2016

The Willy Wonka 

When you stick your finger in her ass then shove it into her ear. Sort of like a wet willy but chocolate style.
I crept up quietly and caught her by surprise. She thought it was a wet willy but indeed it was the willy wonka and she liked it. She then looked at me with a shit eating grin. "pun intended"

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The Willy Wonka by Briano R February 21, 2017
Holly jeff caughy has a 7 inch mr willy
mr willy by Jensfir May 28, 2017

milky willy

a limp penis that is covered in sperm
i have a milky willy
milky willy by the 5 footer November 3, 2019

dry poop willy 

The act of shoving your dry, unwashed finger into an unsuspecting victim's ear after having wiped your ass.
I just pooped but there was no soap left in the bathroom...someone's about to get a dry poop willy!
dry poop willy by QuailMan85 September 12, 2011

dirty uncle willy 

Combining the wet willy and a wet henry at the same time to give an awesome effect
I totally gave her a dirty uncle willy
dirty uncle willy by hawk johnston October 26, 2013