vagina-rub

Generally used as a pick up line by idiots.

- to softly caress with goo-covered hands
- to lovingly stroke in circular motions
- to lightly slap
- to rub ones face into a vagina

First known use July 10th of 2010 by a man who had never had intercourse with anything other than plantlife. Began catching on around 1:07 pm, continues to develop new meanings.

Beau: "I want to vagina-rub your face"

Miranda: "Piss off Douchey"

Beau: "I think she wants me"

vagina-rub by MirJenRett July 12, 2010

vagina vomit 

secretions that come out of a womans' reproductive organs.

Sally's panties have a crusty brown spot and I don't think it's poop.It must be vagina vomit.

vagina vomit by J.D. DeHart September 9, 2004

Vagina Ratchet

The duck-billed, freezing metal implement that the GYN uses to view your vagina internally.

I hate when the Doc doesn't warm up the vagina ratchet first!

Vagina Ratchet by Marrukawa May 12, 2007

Vagina Mole 

when a large mole is situated on the inside of the vagina and smiles when being penatrated.

"Ohmygod dude have you seen that vagina mole on louise"

Vagina Mole by NOTORIOUSBIGDADDYFUCK! January 31, 2009

Vagina-butt 

Someone who complains about, or refuses to do a simple or comical task.

If you don't chug that beer you are a huge Vagina-Butt.

Vagina-butt by Paul Beartrap February 15, 2009

vagina crotch 

a real big bitch. The equivalent of calling a guy a "dick head"

Stop being a vagina crotch and give me a kiss you prude bitch

vagina crotch by Chrismann November 24, 2010

vagina monologue 

A queef, or other noise from a vagina or a conversation that a woman might have with her vagina as if it were alive.

I bent over to tie my shoe when my pussy decided it wanted to have a vagina monologue.

My girlfriend thought it would be funny to have a vagina monologue when I turned her down for sex.

vagina monologue by Michael B. Finch March 28, 2008