how to cook a turkey

1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whiskey
3. Put the turkey in the oven
4. Take another two drinks of whiskey
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take three more whiskeys of drink
7 Turn oven the on
8. Take four whisks of drinkey
9. Turk the bastey
10. Whiskey another bottle of get
11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer
12. Glass another yourself pour of whiskey
13. Bake the whiskey for four hours
14. Take the oven out of the turkey
15. Take the oven out of the whiskey
16. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
17. Turk the carvey
18. Get yourself another scottle of botch
19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out
by WTF?!?!?! July 03, 2003
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catching the crazy turkey

A sexual act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed while gobbling like a turkey.Killing a chicken is somehow involved in the middle.
"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey's bed."
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new york turkey

When you put your boots in a women’s vagina
Aye yo shawty let me pull a New York turkey on you
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turkey surprise

To collect feces and urine in a backed up pipe to make sludge and putting it in a pale to dump on someone.
When Doug walked out of his house i hit him with a turkey surprise
by TearDrop February 08, 2004
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Jive Turkey

Literally means a pig language in early Africa. Only known by a few tribes that still speak in clicks today and are very uncivilized.
Wow, i thought jive turkey died out a long time ago.
by Marinesnipa October 04, 2006
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to go cold turkey

to suddenly and completely stop doing something, esp. a bad habit
My new roommate is intolerant to tobacco, so I had to go cold turkey. It's awful!
by pochtarenko June 30, 2013
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