One who enjoys shafting ducks up teh ass...primarily aimed at an odd individual of emo or strange likeness to animals..
by LFG September 20, 2004
by em2020 March 11, 2017
Walking the duck is when you are either walking naked (only works if your a guy) or you are going commando and your fly is down...thus your little guy escapes and waddles when you walk.
by Nubman3 May 22, 2009
A common phrase typed originally as "fucking weird" into a blackberry with a condensed keypad and changed by the blackberry's "spell wreck" software to read "ducking wired".
Lisa: I feel like I'm hungover this morning yet I wasn't drinking last night!
Sharleen: That's ducking wired. Maybe you're pregnant.
Lisa: I'm not pregnant! Duck you!
Sharleen: That's ducking wired. Maybe you're pregnant.
Lisa: I'm not pregnant! Duck you!
by BlueCrystal August 18, 2010
AN UNDERGROUND DWELLING MADE BY THE BURROWING DUCK. THEY TEND TO COLLAPSE UNDER DRUNK PEOPLE CAUSING THEM TO FALL. MORE OF THEM TEND TO APPEAR ON WEEKENDS AND NEAR HOLIDAYS, ESPECIALLY NEW YEAR'S EVE/DAY.
George stepped in a duck burrow, fell uphill and twisted his ankle - he won't be able to come to work today.
by Mike in Ocala February 11, 2010
A phrase used to conceal multiple flatulance. The individaul passes gas that coincides with each ensuing footstep, in turn creating the illusion that the pedestrian is in fact "steppin on ducks".
Wife: Honey, are farting?
Husband: Nah baby, I'm just steppin on ducks.
"Dang son, this here chili's gonna make step on ducks."
Husband: Nah baby, I'm just steppin on ducks.
"Dang son, this here chili's gonna make step on ducks."
by Jared Knight January 07, 2007
by Prince The Duck August 22, 2021