Nap asl

Something that is boring as hell.

Damn, that movie was nap asl.

by Applebottomjeans256 February 15, 2024

nap

A nap taken at midday that one awakens from at an obscene hour, throwing off their sleep schedule. Common among neo-neckbeards and other such individuals.

person at 1:15 PM: Ugh... so tired. I'm gonna go take a nap.
person falls to sleep at 1:20 PM; wakes up at 6:05 PM
person: Damn it... my sleep schedule's still garbage. I should probably stop taking a "nap" every other afternoon.

by Inlovewithabsol February 20, 2024

homeless nap

A nap that you take on the ground outside

I took a homeless nap on the grass at track practice.
I took a homeless nap on the beach.

by Gutburger March 26, 2024

Niko Nap

slang for taking a nap after masturbating

Im gonna take a niko nap before work

by Rypeez March 30, 2024

Eid nap

The crucially necessary nap all muslim kids must take after the eid jamaat

That eid nap with all the cousins in the living room just hits different

by SheikhRahman July 9, 2022

EID Nap

Short sleep practised worldwide by both muslim men as well as women after Zuhr (afternoon prayers).

When Hyder visited our home we were having Eid Nap.

by Naqida Jan July 10, 2022

Two sandwiches and a nap

What happens just before you decide to get clean and sober.

Dude you are spun the fuck out. Eat a Two sandwiches and a nap. Then you should think about going to rehab.

by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022