were gonna take a nap

When you have to many damn kids in the house and you wanna have crazy nasty sex with your man

Kids were gonna take a nap

by MsMiraya February 16, 2018

Ken-nap

The kidnapping of someone named Ken.

"Wanna Ken-nap?"

"My bestfriend is a Ken-napper."

by Ken_TheIsThe June 10, 2023

Neurofen and Nap

When you're in immense pain so you take a pain remedy and nap so that when you wake up you're painless and energised.

(Neurofen is a popular pain-relief medication)

Tanesha: Wanna netflix and chill?
Derrick: Nah, my teeth hurt. I'm gonna neurofen and nap

by 343N November 6, 2018

Lash Nap

When someone is so tired but they can’t keep their eyes closed they have a male ejaculate onto their closed eyelashes to help keep them closed to increase the likelihood of sleeping.

Tawny said, “I’m so freaking tried but I can’t sleep, I could really use a lash nap right now”.

by NeckRowFeelYa May 27, 2022

Crap Nap

When you die on the toilet and no ones ever gonna find the body

That mooch is taking a crap nap or something. No ones heard from her in months

by Wretchen July 23, 2017

Abby Nap

A nap that takes multiple hours and Is kind of concerning in length

“Where’s Meatloaf?”

“Taking an Abby nap”

by EternalPledge November 17, 2019

Pussy Nap

When you just have sex (typically man to woman) and the pussy has you weak from long exercise so much that it ends up putting you to sleep usually for 2-3 hrs

Friend: yo! Where have you been ive been trying to skate

Dude: i just had a pussy nap , ill be out in a sec

by RetardedWizard May 24, 2023