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true ways

two ways as way to get off your tits and Vegas
it's a true ways away
I need some WD40 I've got some in the back oh true ways.
I know what the fuck you too sad but true ways hey
by shadybishop July 26, 2019
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True Wizard

Someone who gathers enough studs in a given level of LEGO Harry Potter 1 & 2.
Did we become true wizards?
U stupid! We had 3840 multipliers ...
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true dat

a saying that is used when something is true
My friend said that one of the new 6th graders at the school was really good at soccer and all my friends said true dat
by hwjklsdjvlk May 26, 2016
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True

Oh well jeez, if that’s true, then I guess we better get me some of that credit for all that shit that we all know I did. OR! Or, we allow me to be exploited, we allow the rules to be enforced arbitrarily and selectively, and what you say is rendered false in act REGARDLESS of whether or not it’s true in proposition.

Dr. Narcissistic Machiavellian “It’s true that some people have more than others because they are narcissistic and Machiavellian and have exploited people”

Hym “But thought they weren’t successful. A second ago they weren’t successful. Now it’s only sometimes.”

Dr. Dorjan Sonterpe “Being productive and generous will lead to a positive outcome and NOT blatant and public exploitation

Hym “I gave away a billion dollars, better ratings, and ideas to sell to your fans for the low, low price of 12.99 a month exclusively on JeepJorp Jeeperson+ How has it effected my outcome at all?”
Jerp Doctor Jorp “Having a problem with people having more that you is nothing but envy.”

Hym “That is a false dichotomy. You’ve framed the situation as though I have to, either, tolerate other people having more than me OR it’s envy. As though they are mutually exclusive. What I take issue with is the manner in which the things other people have were acquired. Which is outside of your false dichotomy. I don’t care how much you have (and another guy I watch just did the same thing with the false dichotomy) but you’re doing a univariant analysis of your own outcome.”

Professor Lysenko “Well, it’s MOSTLY hard work.”

Hym “Ah! AH! Individual subjective identity! Not allowed to do that! You don’t believe that it’s a thing so YOU’RE not allowed to do it (But I do and am allowed to do it).”

Dr. Doctor PhD “You should be more concerned with the Satan that is inside of yourself.”

Hym “I AM THE SATAN INSIDE OF MYSELF! If you had adequately dealt with YOURS we wouldn’t have a problem, would we? I’m not stalking myself! I’m not lying to myself! Am I taking credit for my own ideas? Have I said anything that isn’t true? How about we be concern with that Satan that is the actual problem? The YOU that’s doing a thing to ME. How bout dat!?”
by Hym Iam November 28, 2022
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True

a shot of jizz. a cumshot.
tiana:hey can I get a true?
gabriel: Yeah here. *jizzss*
by grimgrimheh November 2, 2025
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