Tom Jones

some singer dude that my dad threw his underwear at for a good laugh on a business trip, lol. True story! It was the night I was born, no joke.

Tom Jones was part of my birth story. xD

by Starchiiild Nirvana. August 10, 2009

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tom brady

quite simply god of the gridiron, super bowl mvp quarterback of the New England Patriots, envy of all other nfl quarterbacks

Peyton Manning is decent but Tom Brady is the shit!

by mr. scheme April 10, 2007

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Tom Sodomy

Popular by purchasing accounts for a fraudulent large audience, likes, dislikes, and subscibers on his youtube videos, portrays a bitter black male, lacking a father figure, shares fake it till you make it life stories in a series of delusional woman and children bashing rants, scorned by multiple "baby mommas" for failing to pay child support, showing to court, spending time with any or all children, and a lack of moral and mental support or stimulation, has the appearance of midnight, tar, or ash, a cockroach crustacean hybrid trapped in a turtle shell with missing eyebrows, attracted to the same sex.

That guy is a modern day Tom Sodomy look his eyebrows are missing!

by tommy sotomayor April 24, 2015

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Tom Deiner

A beast. Awesome laxer who knows how to play the game right unlike the other fuckers in New Jersey. He's a chick magnet and has the ego to match it. T24 Tom Deiner=boss.

Dude that kid is so beast, he must be Tom Deiner

by iltd24 May 15, 2010

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Tom James

1. A company that makes suits, with an amusing picture of a man on the front page of the website.

2. A general term used in Middle England, particularly Northamptonshire, for any selfish, immature and sometimes arrogant twat OF THE SAME SOCIAL STANDING as the user.

1. "I recently went dayn tayn to brayn traysers fer a thaysand paynd."
"well i purchased mine from Tom James co. Suitmakers"
"....oh"

2. "wow he was just gouing out with her for the sex!"
"hes a bit of a tommy eh"
"yup, a right tom james"
"shes not even that attractive...."

by D4rTsra8 |!\/3 May 10, 2005

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