A genre of pornography in which innocent victims are caught off guard and to their 'suprise', sexual acts are performed on them.
These actions can vary from a females dress 'accidentally' being 'snagged' on a tree, a gust of wind blowing a females dress off to a female simply being propositioned for a role in a pornographic film on the curbside.
Suprise porn is generally a one sided afair, no male suprise porn has been created!
Advocates of the suprise porn genre include such notorieties as the fatpizzaman from the musical group d-wizz 2.0
These actions can vary from a females dress 'accidentally' being 'snagged' on a tree, a gust of wind blowing a females dress off to a female simply being propositioned for a role in a pornographic film on the curbside.
Suprise porn is generally a one sided afair, no male suprise porn has been created!
Advocates of the suprise porn genre include such notorieties as the fatpizzaman from the musical group d-wizz 2.0
I jacked off to some good surprise porn last night pal you should have seen the look on her face when her dress was yanked right off outside the coffee shop.
by diehard_86 May 24, 2006
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(The Porn Crush is generally considered non-creepy. Porn Star Obsession is a different thing completely.)
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