swamp turd

A swamp turd is someone who is slow mentally and physically

Carol: Bob your such a swamp turd.
Bob: Oh Jesus Christ carol here we go again. Just because I have toe fungus doesn’t make me a swamp turd.
Carol:Bob your a swamp turd because you clench your butt cheeks when you run. Not because of your toe fungus

(Bob’s way of running is walking with a small skip)

by rat_excavators July 16, 2021

swamp turd

A swamp turd is someone who is extremely lazy.

Carol: bob don’t be such a swamp turd.
Bob: Oh Jesus Christ carol here we go agin.
Carol: well bob all you do is sit around and drink all day.

by rat_excavators July 16, 2021

Swamp thong

A swamp thong is when your ass sweat creates a dark place on your pants shaped like a thong!
It can lead to swamp ass and if untreated it lead to a more serious condition called duck butter. This can lead to fungi in the ass crack and genital area requiring medical attention!

Look, that guy in playing volleyball in the cutoff jeans has a swamp thong

Damn, its so hot today; if i'm not careful i might end up with swamp thong.

by Jimi7849 July 17, 2021

sugar the swamp

The act of cumming in someone’s ass, removing the cum with a syringe, then putting it into a food dehydrator and and turning it into a powder and sprinkling it back onto someone’s vagina.

dude after all of the prep work with Jane I was finally able to sugar the swamp last night.

by anonymous August 1, 2021

Swamp Donkey

Sarah’s hoopty truck

Tim: “What the fuck is that sound?”

Nick: “Oh that’s the Swamp Donkey. We know she’s here before she does.”

by Emtff99 August 2, 2021

Swamp dwellers

a term for ugly swamp dwelling monkeys in the deep swamps of Louisiana

there are swamp dwellers in that restaurant over there.

by Swamp dwellers September 1, 2021

Swamp

The place of residence for cheese and lewy. (no mop is present in the facility)

“Clean the swamp, buy a mop”

by Boss4321 July 1, 2021