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Stiff

Friends:*buys new clothes *
Me: bro your outfit is stiff asf
by Caleb Morales March 14, 2019
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Stiffle

It's that cold, I have stiffles.
by Jay2theme July 7, 2019
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Stiff

When a employee fails to get tipped or tipped with a low amount.
Boss: How much did he tip you?
Me: 12
Boss: DAMN, yo ass a STIFF
by xdezxnutsx April 6, 2019
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stiffy-squat

The exceedingly uncomfortable and inconvenient bent-far-forward position that you are forced to assume when sitting on the toilet and trying to urinate, but you have a "stubborn" boner that refuses to "relax", and so you have to awkwardly lean way over with your head down between your knees in order to rotate your abdomen far enough to get the tip of Mr. Happy down into the bowl.
It's a good idea to take a good long whiz **before** "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with a luscious chick --- especially if you also take a Viagra/Cialis pill prior to said bouncy-bouncy --- to avoid any unexpected stiffy-squats.
by QuacksO April 16, 2019
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snifferfly

A snifferfly is a flying bug that is huge. It also acts like a fly, but it sniffs you. •~•
The snifferfly just passed me! It is so creepy. It justed sniffed me. :<
by The Snifferfly scientist April 26, 2019
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Sniffer

a person who likes to sniff objects but normally hair. usually comes from a payton,noah, or a Mallory.
Hey that guy is such a, sniffer.
by CatINTheHatThEbest October 10, 2019
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StiffySped

StiffySped is a extraordinary gamer who has no cap when it comes to slaying bots. He is uncontrollable at every game he ever plays.
StiffySped needs to chill out, he is going 69-0!
by Zoodlezz November 15, 2019
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