tao of steve

both men and women want to have sex, men want it soon, women want it later, so if you wait til a little past "later" she'll be wanting sex "soon."

Dude, just forgo the tao of steve and everything will be OK.

tao of steve by Semireg February 9, 2004

reality steve 

Website of an orange county funny man who writes weekly reviews of reality shows at www.realitysteve.com.

Reality steve is funny, but I worry about his obvious lack of a life.

reality steve by socalsweetie April 24, 2005

Hey Steve 

Let me eat your asshole after diarrhea

Hey Steve

Hey Steve by Steves Öko September 23, 2019

Sloppy Steve 

When you befoul an airplane bathroom so throughly it is forced to land.

Bannon became notorious in aviation circles for inventing the "sloppy steve" as a response to having his in flight beverages cut off.

Sloppy Steve by Brad Parscale January 5, 2018

HEY STEVE! 

Mischievous exclamation shouted toward a group of people with the intention of confusing that group, especially any "Steve's" that may be a part of this. Most often said while driving by in a car or some other situation where the person shouting won't have to explain to the group why he was shouting at Steve. Also works with other common names; "Steve" is simply the most fun to say.

Dan (from truck window) - "HEY STEVE!"
Steve - *confused expression* "Who the hell was that?"

HEY STEVE! by 53Juliet February 18, 2010

Durty Steve 

To leave the used condom under the husband's pillow

Damn! You know that bitch I was with last night? I really Durty Steve'd her!

Durty Steve by Durty Detox October 23, 2011

Pizza steve 

The smexiest beast that is a slice of luxurious cheese, dough, and red sauce. No one comes to close to pizza steve's hottyness. He lives with his bby mr guss in an RV. Pizza steve is a beautiful carb that you need in your life.

A/a: Woah jimmothy, did you see Pizza steve giving a slice of life?
Jimmothy: Of course I did it was jamming!

Pizza steve by *Rawr*XD_Wombology March 17, 2018