Sploiky

A compressed creature may be described as sploiky

Person 1: I put a hampster in a hydraulic press its sploiky now :)

Person 2: I dont want to be friends with you anymore

by Trunko December 21, 2022

Sploinging

The act of giving someone head.

Peter: I personally I think my sploinging is pretty good.
Thom: Nah, my sploinging is emaculate.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 23, 2022

sploinkies

an offensive slur for the group "megheads" fan of the youtube chanel supermega matt and ryan.

Sploinkies: YOURE A FUCKING SPLONKIE

by society6969420 December 29, 2022

splitzismyname

one of the hardest underground rappers out rn

"Have you heard Happy Beat Chronicles II by splitzismyname?"
"Yes, he's so underrated!"

by splitzismyname January 16, 2023

Sploingo

uhhh idrk i just thought it sounded funny

Got damn! That's a sploingo right there. That's him. The Sploingo. Yeah.

by Dextionary February 15, 2023

split keyboard

A feature on practically every mobile keyboard that is either the most useful or the most fucking useless and annoying feature

Dickface: I love my split keyboard

Cowshit: piss off, split keyboard can suck my dick

by Carl Wheezer's Croissant June 20, 2023

Splitteglate

Headphone cord spiguette

I love chewing on splitteglate

by I like chewing on headphones July 19, 2023