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Sploshing

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.
Dan: I'm waiting for Alanis Morissette to splosh next.

Jennifer: I am into sploshing myself, considering the nice, smooth, fuzzy and warm feeling on my buttocks. I am going to sit on my birthday cake as a present for you.
by Lisa Wogen October 16, 2010
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splashed

the term splashed comes from sending an ugly picture of a girl with the surname splash to be splashed is worse than getting rick roll'd and even worse than 2 girls 1 cup because what splash really is is a horrible disgusting gross picture.
Dude 1: Dude check this link out!

Dude 2: Ok man but it better not be gross or disgusting

Dude 1: Your gonna love it man!

Dude 2: AWH DUDE THATS DISGUSTING!!! 2 GIRLS 1 CUP x100

Dude 1: HAHAHA YOU GOT SPLASHED!!!
by Mr. cocksucker July 24, 2011
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slash

The worst kind of sleazy, unimaginative tripe in the fanfiction world, in which two males, usually canon characters, participate in homosexual activity atypical to how they're depicted in the official franchise.
Every single slash fanfiction is a disgrace to the franchise it's based off of.

And I mean every. Single. One.
by little geek July 10, 2005
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spashin

i swear they really need to stop spashin!
by Anonymous October 28, 2003
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slashbang

1. in a role play or fanfiction, to write something that focuses specifically on two or more characters of the same gender having sex.

2. to bang someone of the same gender.

3. to be a forty-year-old man sitting in a trailer park in wisconsin, drinking beer and beating off while talking to little boys on his dial-up internet.
1. the slashbanging in that harry potter fanfiction was so over the top.

2. dude, josh and eric were totally slashbanging last night.

3. "whutcha doin' with that there computer, tom?"
"oh, y'know, slashbangin' this kid."
by mollyfish November 21, 2007
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Golden Splashing

When an indivdual urinates into a cup (plastic or otherwise) and another person immerses their penis into said cup and comes into contact with the urine.
"Terry just can't stop golden splashing his mum."
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Splashed

To shoot someone down or to get shot down, usually in the context of flying an airplane... and then suddenly not.
Fucking SAM splashed me!
by skooma314 March 8, 2010
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