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slashbang 

1. in a role play or fanfiction, to write something that focuses specifically on two or more characters of the same gender having sex.

2. to bang someone of the same gender.

3. to be a forty-year-old man sitting in a trailer park in wisconsin, drinking beer and beating off while talking to little boys on his dial-up internet.
1. the slashbanging in that harry potter fanfiction was so over the top.

2. dude, josh and eric were totally slashbanging last night.

3. "whutcha doin' with that there computer, tom?"
"oh, y'know, slashbangin' this kid."
slashbang by mollyfish November 21, 2007

russian flashbang

When you cum in a girl's eyes and slap her ears simultaneously
She said she loved me, right as she was blowing me. I gave her a Russian Flashbang and got the hell outta there.

mental flashbang 

Something so unexpected or outlandish that you shut down for a second. Usually without clarification from the speaker.
Bill: "I was eating these really good chips that I found at Dan's house but I didn't know the name. turns out I was actually eating his cat's shit"
Hank: "..."
Bill: "...so I was at the arcade the other day..."
Hank: "What the fuck dude? you're just gonna drop a mental flashbang like that?"
mental flashbang by dpgf April 15, 2021

Flashbanged 

Getting unexpectedly blinded by something bright such as a flashlight
I just got Flashbanged by that lamp, becareful
Flashbanged by JurassicEels May 20, 2018

Flashbang 

When you cum in a girls eyes and slap her in the face while screaming
Flashbang by Master jacker July 31, 2020

The Flashbang 

When you're about to cum, aim for her eyes to blind your opponent then smack her in the back of the head and scream "Counter-Terrorists win!"
Example of "The Flashbang"
guy: pulls out and aims for her eyes
girl: "omg im blinded!"
guy: smacks her in the back of the head
guy: "counter-terrorists win!!!"
The Flashbang by AlexKK April 28, 2014

slashburger 

The term comes from the Portland, Oregon area, ca 1970, and is used as a name for a swollen, somewhat salty and rancid vagina
"Dude, her slashburger would feed an army and it's low carb IF one doesn't gag on it"
slashburger by Princess Peussie April 5, 2005
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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