When you get so angry that you smash your keyboard and do type some random stuff and sometimes make the keys fling.
by Matcher/Bacon Heast December 22, 2021
Get the smashing your keyboardmug. When you see something exotic about how unattractive a chick is and want to smash despite the ugliness because her appearance is so different from the basic bitches and dimes.
Andrew: Do not fuck genes? Nah, man she's an ugly girl smash.
James: Dude, I can't be seen with you if you hit that.
James: Dude, I can't be seen with you if you hit that.
by goyo August 30, 2017
Get the ugly girl smashmug. Giving someone the permission of unlimited sex until you are tired if it and the pass is revoked. Sex without strings or friendship. Sex anywhere anytime.
by Annah11 June 20, 2023
Get the unlimited smash passmug. 1) An analog used in comparison to the physical appearance of one’s wife after a period of domestic toil. Possibly made in an attempt at sympathy --by an idiot.
Mr. Johnson: "Hi hon, what’s for supper? Have you seen my USB beer opener? Whoa! Honey! You look like a bag of freshly smashed whale shit."
Mrs. Johnson: “Go fuck your hat Randy; I’m sleeping with your little brother!”
Mrs. Johnson: “Go fuck your hat Randy; I’m sleeping with your little brother!”
by Naldistimo Von Mallen November 7, 2011
Get the smashed whale shitmug. by XXX_4X4 January 12, 2009
Get the smashed her dinnermug. adjective: can be used in one of two general contexts:
1) describes the act of having insanely intense sexual intercourse wherein the recipient of the "smashing" is unable to walk properly for at least 24 hours.
2) prior to the process of eating (gorging) an item that contains bread of some sort. it serves as an almost war cry encouraging friends to consume in a 'man-vs-food' like action; purist users of the word will claim that its reserved exclusively for hamburgers but i feel this can be comfortably extended to include such items as dinner rolls as well.
1) describes the act of having insanely intense sexual intercourse wherein the recipient of the "smashing" is unable to walk properly for at least 24 hours.
2) prior to the process of eating (gorging) an item that contains bread of some sort. it serves as an almost war cry encouraging friends to consume in a 'man-vs-food' like action; purist users of the word will claim that its reserved exclusively for hamburgers but i feel this can be comfortably extended to include such items as dinner rolls as well.
1) First Use
Scene - Popular Night Club
Guy 1 - Dude, did you see that broad at the bar?
Guy 2 - The one with the black mini on?
Guy 1 - Yep, I'm gonna swim up and get that little mermaid a drink...then you know what I'm gonna do?
Guy 2 - Smash dem' buns?
Guy 1 - Yo, you know it bro! fist bumping
2) Other Use
Restaurant - Food Eating Contest
Huge 7lb hamburger is set at table
Contestant stares momentarily before turning to his friend
Friend - Yo, smash dem' buns bro! more fist bumping
Scene - Popular Night Club
Guy 1 - Dude, did you see that broad at the bar?
Guy 2 - The one with the black mini on?
Guy 1 - Yep, I'm gonna swim up and get that little mermaid a drink...then you know what I'm gonna do?
Guy 2 - Smash dem' buns?
Guy 1 - Yo, you know it bro! fist bumping
2) Other Use
Restaurant - Food Eating Contest
Huge 7lb hamburger is set at table
Contestant stares momentarily before turning to his friend
Friend - Yo, smash dem' buns bro! more fist bumping
by imsonotcoolitsridiculous May 9, 2014
Get the smash dem' bunsmug. 