britney spears

cockney rhymin' for beers. or ears. the first word is the only one to be spoken

set me a britney boss

by phalli May 30, 2004

sheara singer

the worst possible person one can encounter, lowest uncommon denominator, retarded bitch that doesn't deserve to live.

at least you are not Sheara Singer; that would be the ultimate lose lose situation.

by t-box April 30, 2003

dont search this

who in the right mind (or who is bored) would search "don't search this" in the search bar?

wow, dan is such a virgin he searched up... dont search this

by nobody-12 November 25, 2018

Britney Spears

Britney Spears is a singer, performer, actress and author.
Born on December 2nd 1981.
She is one of the most famous celebrities of all time.
Parents: Jamie and Lynne Spears.
Siblings: older brother Bryan and little sister Jamie Lynn Spears.
Kids: sons Sean Preston Federline (called Preston) and Jayden James Federline (called Jayden or J.J).
She also has a niece named Maddie Briann (Jamie Lynn's daughter).

Her albums:
...Baby, one more time
Oops! ...I did it again
Britney
In the zone
B in the mix
Greatest Hits: My Prerogative
Blackout
Circus

Her movies/TV shows:
2 episodes of Star Search
3 seasons of The Mickey Mouse Club
Crossroads
1 episode of Will & Grace
2 episodes of How I Met Your Mother
Britney: For the record (documentary)

Perfumes:
Curious
In Control Curious
Curious Heart
Fantasy
Midnight Fantasy
Believe
Hidden Fantasy

Books:
Stages
A mother's gift (co-written with her mother Lynne)
and an autobiography I don't remember the name of.

Britney Spears has gorgeous brown eyes

by Friday BritneyFan September 9, 2009

Britney Spears

Let's clear some things up.
Britney WAS once a very sweet girl.
But she has gotten lost and fucked up from FAME.
I agree, she has really screwed her career, but she's still a great entertainer. Give her a break. Fame and living in the spotlight is all she ever knew.

Some Bitch who thinks she knows Britney's life story: Look Britney Spears shaved her head!
me: yes, she could be a little stressed right now, but i still love her. she's not hurting anyone.

by Britney lover. June 17, 2009

speared

when a man with a needle dick, sticks it in the urethra of a fatass fagmuffin

jack speared with his morbidly obese and equally faggity gym teacher

by bipolarbear35 January 20, 2008

Spears

Term for used for extra or "spare" drinks, usually beers. When someone has brought enough for others to a social gathering they are called "spears"

Charlie, I didn't get to stop at the store on the way, you got any spears?

by saltpalace November 12, 2009