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turkey season

When you grab your penis (it has to be small enough when flaccid to fit entirely in your hand) and pull upwards repeatedly, chasing another person with your jiggling scrotum while shouting "turkey season!". It is so named after the sac's resemblance to a turkey's neck.
"You almost done in there? I gotta pee. Wait, what are you-"
"Turkey season!"
"Oh, god, no."
by dieff April 26, 2014
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Dane Sears

An awesomely cool man with luscious blonde hair and dazzling blue eyes who is envied and admired by many people, is so amazingly funny, creates the most sentimental yet invigorating poetry, who has the sexiest voice and can rock any musical instrument he wishes. Will go far in life and pursue his most desired fantasies. And who has an extremely hot girlfriend named Chance who loves him to death.
Random Girl: He's so sexy, who is he??
Chance: That's my boyfriend, "Dane Sears "
by Chance Norman October 19, 2008
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Busting out the seams

when an emo kid who watches anime, listens to metal, has a whack ass haircut and says RAWR XD is getting on your nerves you just tell them "you're busting out the seams today" autism does have a role in this term
Damn Thomas you're busting out the seams today!
by Coloradokid45 April 6, 2017
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Seasoning

To watch an entire television season in one sitting.
by Karb September 1, 2013
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Jammy Dodger Season

Refers to a female's period of menstruation.
Usually used to make light of natures ultimate cock block.
Male: "Fancy a quickie?"
Female: "It's Jammy Dodger Season . . ."
Male: "FUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
by LupinZX August 30, 2009
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hunting baby seals

verb: the act of going to nightclubs, or clubbing
Yo, I don't hafta work tomorrow -- let's go hunt some baby seals downtown.
by Marc January 3, 2004
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Monsoon season

In Ireland, the months June, July and august. Normally the warmest months, they are also usually by far the wettest. The phrase illustrates that the Irish have long given up on their "summers".
"Are you going to electric picnic (rock festival) this year?"
- "Are you joking? That's right in the middle of monsoon season"
by Mdfd April 23, 2009
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