Stonercise

The act of forgetting to do something due to smoking marijuana and the additional exercise that comes from it.

I never get angry when I've forgotten something at the place I've just smoked weed because I'm getting stonercise!

by G IN DESIGN February 4, 2018

Scnervouscited

When you're scared, nervous, and excited at the same time.

You: I'm so scnervouscited for the Math test!
Friend: Me too!

by EllaMiranda16 May 6, 2018

stoner-paradise.com

Stoner-paradise.com is a commercial website that targets marijuana enthusiasts.

Bro, check out this cool herb grinder that I got from www.stoner-paradise.com

by ScoobyDooPaPa May 26, 2018

Stoner

Someone who believes that any problem whether it’s small or big it can be fixed by smoking marijuana and someone who believes that any activity they do will be better if they are stoned.

Person 1: hey Matt do you wanna go bowling Tonight?

Person 2: yeah would love too but I’ll have a quick joint before wanna join? Cuz I’m a stoner ofc

by Mitchell271jonnys June 1, 2018

Stoner-Paradise

An online mall that sells a broad selection for stoners.

Dude check out this cool lighter from stoner-paradise.com

by ScoobyDooPaPa June 1, 2018

Sonerhing

When you give the canning line seamer some spinach and the carb level is just right!

John must have given the seamer some spinach or sonerhing !

by Erizk182 June 6, 2018

Stoneristic

Wisdom from the begining of time guiding the masses with universal knowledge.

That's stoneristic wisdom.

by Bro Camarena June 7, 2018