When a song, movie, or attractive person you meet at a bar all of the sudden goes all Churchy when you aren't expecting it. Like a Rick Roll, but the surprise is Jesus.
I was totally hitting it off with this girl, then she had to leave early to go to church. Jesus Rolled!
Invented by John Puder; The inward roll is the action taking a long sleeved dress shirt and rolling it up inside making your shirt look like a cheap short sleeve t-shirt with a collar.
John was warm and did not want to appear to have a dress shirt on so he used the trusty inward roll to make his shirt look like a t-shirt!