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Full Retard

Basically this means a person went too far out of character, in a negative way, and now we don't know this person anymore. However, if this person still has one redeeming quality that we can connect with then it saves that person from this title.

Before the term "Full Retard" became popular it was called acting completely out of character.

This person could be in a movie or a friend or an acquaintance. It would have to be someone you would know or someone that is expected to act a certain way like a police officer, firefighter, judge, etc..
Timmy: "Tom went full retard after his team lost the world series. Nobody needs to jam a hot curling iron up their butt when their team loses. I don't even know him anymore." = Full Retard

Tracy: "Stacy went full retard after her mom stole her boyfriend, for the third time"
Bruce: "Yeah, setting her mom's clothes on fire is so unlike her."
Jimmy: "But Stacy still works at the movie theater and hooks us up so she's still cool with me."
Lexis: "Besides, Stacy's mom has got it going on, and everyone knows that." = Not Full Retard
by Deeez00 May 25, 2018
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retard baby

someone who is stupid or does stupid things
babies are retarted
people who act like retards are retard babies
"Retard baby, that says 300, not zero" shoshana said to guerin
"I can't believe you showed that cake with penises drawn all over it to a teacher, you retard baby!"
"Willie is the biggest retard baby I know"
by g ho November 5, 2007
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Professional Retard

Someone who is a retard and very good at it. Usually gets paid for it.
Yo Cyril, ya fuckin professional retard!
by Steaver370 September 21, 2004
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Retarded butterfly

When You go to wipe yourself but you piss a little on your hand or arm.
Rikki: Dude I accidently peed a little on my hand!

Twiggy: Eww you, retarded butterflyed all over yourself! Dont touch me!
by Rikkijk February 18, 2011
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Politically Retarded

Someone who only believes what their political party says and won’t believe anything else despite how common sense it might be.
Mary thinks that all men don’t have penises because some famous liberal told her so. When a biologist tried telling her what science says, she screamed. Mary is politically retarded.
by Kingsmith3 July 17, 2020
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retarded monkey

"Yeah, we already know your a retarded monkey."-The Omega Master
by -The Omega Master February 27, 2005
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retard wrangler

n; to wrangle the people who become semi "retard" when under the influence of alcohol

n; to steal away phones from the retards so as to not allow any drunk, retard-influenced texts

verb usage; to gather up the "retarded" ones, much like a herd of cows or horses, and get them into the back of a car, into a house, out of a party, etc....
naoj, ryn, gnole and tits mcgee were talking bout how hard they're gunna party this weekend...looks like our weekend consists of us being retard wrangler s
by N_F_C January 25, 2011
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