Porn Crush

Simply, a crush on a porn star. Just like having a crush on Brad Pitt, one can have a Porn Crush on any porn star, from Amateur to Professional, from Brent Corrigan to Jenna Jameson.
(The Porn Crush is generally considered non-creepy. Porn Star Obsession is a different thing completely.)

"Man, I've got such a Porn Crush on Jenna Jameson - I have all of her stuff!"

"I would date Chase McKenzie, I have a total Porn Crush on him."

by isthiscanon April 9, 2009

Porn Hangover

I word used to describe when a person jacks off to much to porn and cant do anything for a few hours.

I was having such a bad porn hangover last night that i couldnt go out.

by ParadoxSync February 27, 2009

porn profiteer

a person who sells teen porn made by teens to the wider young adult porn market.
usually done by another teen.

John is a porn profiteer.

by Deep blue 2012 October 10, 2009

Accidental Porn

When a person makes a seemingly innocent search on google images and somehow all the results are obscene images.

Dude 1:Dude, I searched Christmas on google to get some decoration ideas and all I got was a bunch of Santa porn.

Dude 2: Sounds like you found some good ol' Accidental Porn.

by LittleBroPeep December 14, 2010

porn burn

Having watched far too much porn, real world sex doesn't do it for you or is extremely difficult to get to the tickley bit.

Sorry I can't cum I have porn burn

by Anon0101010 February 7, 2015

lore porn

An overabundance of fandom theories and speculation over a specific piece of fiction in one single article or video.

Lore porn is in abundance on whether Aldrich ate Nito. He ate my waifu so I took his laifu .

by The Logical Fallacy August 6, 2016

fart porn

A type of porn in which usually a female films herself spreading her ass cheeks apart and farting into the camera. Other forms can be of girls sitting on men’s or women’s faces and farting on them while they lick their assholes. Another form could be of a man or woman smelling the woman’s fart right out of her open asshole.

Guy1: “Hey man I watched some fart porn last night, and that shit made me cum so hard!”
Guy2: “I know right bro I love fart porn. It’s so sexy when a girl farts!”

by ejh123 May 18, 2019