Simply, a crush on a porn star. Just like having a crush on Brad Pitt, one can have a Porn Crush on any porn star, from Amateur to Professional, from Brent Corrigan to Jenna Jameson.
(The Porn Crush is generally considered non-creepy. Porn Star Obsession is a different thing completely.)
(The Porn Crush is generally considered non-creepy. Porn Star Obsession is a different thing completely.)
"Man, I've got such a Porn Crush on Jenna Jameson - I have all of her stuff!"
"I would date Chase McKenzie, I have a total Porn Crush on him."
"I would date Chase McKenzie, I have a total Porn Crush on him."
by isthiscanon April 9, 2009
Get the Porn Crushmug. A genre of pornography in which innocent victims are caught off guard and to their 'suprise', sexual acts are performed on them.
These actions can vary from a females dress 'accidentally' being 'snagged' on a tree, a gust of wind blowing a females dress off to a female simply being propositioned for a role in a pornographic film on the curbside.
Suprise porn is generally a one sided afair, no male suprise porn has been created!
Advocates of the suprise porn genre include such notorieties as the fatpizzaman from the musical group d-wizz 2.0
These actions can vary from a females dress 'accidentally' being 'snagged' on a tree, a gust of wind blowing a females dress off to a female simply being propositioned for a role in a pornographic film on the curbside.
Suprise porn is generally a one sided afair, no male suprise porn has been created!
Advocates of the suprise porn genre include such notorieties as the fatpizzaman from the musical group d-wizz 2.0
I jacked off to some good surprise porn last night pal you should have seen the look on her face when her dress was yanked right off outside the coffee shop.
by diehard_86 May 24, 2006
Get the Surprise Pornmug. I word used to describe when a person jacks off to much to porn and cant do anything for a few hours.
by ParadoxSync February 27, 2009
Get the Porn Hangovermug. Books, TV shows, Art and other things that showcase miserable people for the sake of making you feel better. Although you generally feel like shit while watching it, the end result is a feeling of slight elation at the knowledge of having a better life. It can also refer to content that is simply depressing for the sake of being so.
Neon Genesis Evangelion is total depression porn. All of the characters are unhappy and treated like shit
by GayMemeLord October 19, 2017
Get the Depression Pornmug. a person who sells teen porn made by teens to the wider young adult porn market.
usually done by another teen.
usually done by another teen.
by Deep blue 2012 October 10, 2009
Get the porn profiteermug. When a person makes a seemingly innocent search on google images and somehow all the results are obscene images.
Dude 1:Dude, I searched Christmas on google to get some decoration ideas and all I got was a bunch of Santa porn.
Dude 2: Sounds like you found some good ol' Accidental Porn.
Dude 2: Sounds like you found some good ol' Accidental Porn.
by LittleBroPeep December 14, 2010
Get the Accidental Pornmug. A type of porn in which usually a female films herself spreading her ass cheeks apart and farting into the camera. Other forms can be of girls sitting on men’s or women’s faces and farting on them while they lick their assholes. Another form could be of a man or woman smelling the woman’s fart right out of her open asshole.
Guy1: “Hey man I watched some fart porn last night, and that shit made me cum so hard!”
Guy2: “I know right bro I love fart porn. It’s so sexy when a girl farts!”
Guy2: “I know right bro I love fart porn. It’s so sexy when a girl farts!”
by ejh123 May 18, 2019
Get the fart pornmug.