Poop Torpedo 

A poop torpedo is a poop that when followed by a fart launches a piece of solid poop into the toilet causing a splash of water like a torpedo would. You could in this case yell “fire” to let everyone know that you are locked and loaded and currently firing a poop torpedo.

Yesterday while I was on the toilet I launched the biggest poop torpedo in history, it was so big the splash back caught me and I was under heavy fire.

Poop Torpedo by Snapchat Rotaru May 21, 2020

Poop Stalker 

Someone who stalks another individual for the purpose of engaging in coprophagia. They typically follow someone around, wait for them to use a restroom, then consume their feces if they didn't flush. In extreme cases they might break into someone's home solely to eat poop out of their toilet.

One of Andy Sixx's fans was a poop stalker who waited for him to defecate into a porta potty then consumed his fresh dump.

"I think I'm being followed by an internet poop stalker."

Poop Stalker by InternetPoopStalker June 22, 2021

poop ass nigga 

1) Some one who ain't raw. Simply not the shit. So they're poop ass niggas.

2) Someone who says corny ass jokes.

3) One who doesn't have the skills adequate enough to considered a non poop ass nigga, such as hoop skills, humourous jokes, cooking, book smarts.

3) most Cleveland niggas

Awe shit, you see that poop ass nigga, he just got dunked on with his poop ass😂 he shitty asf.

poop ass nigga by no__ice December 30, 2016

poop de grace 

Poop de grace pronounced /pu day gras/ (properly spelled "poop de grâce") is related to the French phrase "coup de grâce." While "coup de grâce" means "blow of mercy," "poop de grâce" means "poop of mercy." This comes about after eating skanky fast food, most notably Krystals or Taco Bell, where the grease accumulation in the affected person's bowels creates a "perfect storm" of indigestible foreign matter, well-lubricated intestines, and a lack of time to process the poisons put into one's body. The result is a nearly immediate post-consumption shit that proves that one's enjoyment of such eating establishments is a crime against God and man; the pain alone should make repeat practitioners consider themselves as recreating a perverse, modern form of self-flagellation. However, true to its name, the poop de grâce, once completed, offers relief that reaffirms faith in a Higher Order.

"Not ten seconds passed since he let the sixth krystal with cheese slip past his lips before the immediate and painful stabs of an incoming poop de grace were felt..."

"The chili cheese fry had taken its toll; that porcelain throne was never quite the same after Joe had taken his poop de grâce."

poop de grace by ragtagop September 26, 2007

Poop-off 

poop·off (POOP’awf) n. An event in which two people (usually women) find themselves stuck in public bathroom stalls, each waiting for the other to leave so one can poop in private.

“I just had a marathon POOP-OFF with some old bluehair in the Target bathroom. After 20 minutes, her sphincter couldn’t take it anymore and she left. It was like a scene from ‘High Noon.’

Poop-off by untitledlife September 29, 2005

poop camel 

One who waits to poop until they get to a safe pooping environment.

Nancy: Wow that felt good!
Geoff: What?
Nancy: I just pooped for the first time in 3 days because i couldn't go at your parents house this weekend.
Geoff: Thats fuckin unbelievable . . . you are such a poop camel!

poop camel by Brunzie December 16, 2008

poop mouth 

foul odor from mouth caused by an infection or impacted tooth

she has poop mouth cause of her impacted wisdom tooth

poop mouth by stinkyloves September 5, 2011