Peterson

Peterson is a lovely last name to have and it comes from Scottish heritage.
This name is not to be used as a reference to an explosion in the toilet.

Peterson is used as a sir name.

by AceSummersAWriter January 30, 2017

Peter Pan

generally, a Peter Pan is someone who will never grow up.

Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones still lives fast like he did 20 years ago. He has eternal youth. He is a rock and roll Peter Pan.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 29, 2006

peter tran

a perfect boyfriend

she got herself a peter tran!

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

Peter Puffer

Also known as a Penis Puffer, Cock-Gobbler, and a Dick Licker.

Here is the Peter Puffer Song: Peter Puffer.... Peter Puffer.... Puffing On A Penis All Night Long!

by Leroy Karbunkle October 1, 2007

peter

a horny boy that has no emotions. He is nasty at every sport without even trying. He can get any girl except the one he wants. His ex won’t stop hitting up his line and he doesn’t care. He’ll flirt with anyone but won’t shave his pablo. Peter gives no fucks about anything and it’s funny. Even though he tells everyone to fuck off he is the coolest. Get yourself a pete.

“who is that freshman on varisty?”
“oh that’s my g Peter Joseph”

by Lickmypeepee November 24, 2018

The Peter

Being a thiccccccccccccccc cunt doing his work and is working on perfecting the "Wild Card".

Fucking cunts reading this are performing the peter

by ZOMB1E December 5, 2018

Jordan Peterson

The God of neutral pathology and an honorable nobleman of psychopathic inner cultivation that cures all mental ailments/inflictions of the mind (Especially PTSD. All hail the King.

"Bow thy head ; Lord Jordan Peterson quakes through with thundering footseps."

by DR. SCHIZONIGGA September 10, 2019