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Yogurt pants

Yoga pants when worm by someone obviously too obese to be doing any yoga.
what is that she's wearing?

Yogurt pants dude.
by Chiznicken December 14, 2017
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pants week

the week when a woman is on her period; also to be used
in lieu of telling someone you are on your period in public
Man: Hey you want to get it on
Woman: No, it's pants week

Girl 1: Hey you should try this dress on it's really cute
Girl 2: I really don't feel like it, it's pants week
Girl 1: Well let go get some chocolate than
by Boo sparks May 28, 2011
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Pants Dance

1. Dance in which the wearer pulls the front of his or her pants, while wearing the said pants, with both their thumbs and gently pulls on the pants in a rhythmic motion, swaying their hands and pelvis side-to-side. Using the thumbs to force oneself to leap forward with each sway is also acceptable, but may cause minor amounts of property damage, minor injury to oneself or others, and enormous amounts of humiliation.

2. The move one does in a seated position while trying to scratch the itch caused by pubic hairs latched to the penis as it retracts back into one's body.
1. "Dude, me and this hot chick met on the dance floor and we started to Pants Dance, but then she stumbled and hit an old lady."

2. "Sir, I will not allow you to Pants Dance while I am giving a lecture!"
by The Jaw Slapper February 5, 2010
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Sad Pants

A term either to describe a person (usually female) or a phenomena in which they attempt with a desperation to fit into a pair of skin tight jeans or booty shorts that don't fit at all. The result is people first noticing then running away screaming in disgust. Also, the said jeans or booty shorts look like they are crying for the person to evacuate their space which is beyond any reasonable capacity. Hence why it is referred to as sad pants.
Jesus H Christ Sad Pants!!!! Do you own a pair of jeans or shorts that have actually lived!?!?!!?!?!?
by O.G. Junior Mint September 18, 2015
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Naked-Pants

1. An imaginary, yet very real pair of pants that are primarily worn under all other sets off pants.

2. A technicallity of not being naked.

3. The clothing highly favored by furries.

4. Another term for being pantsless.
No, I'm not naked...I'm wearing my Naked-Pants.
by Fobia0012 April 25, 2008
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No pants party

1.) A slang term for sex.

2.) A party or social event where guests are encouraged to not wear pants but instead wear their undergarments.
1.) She invited him to a no pants party at her house.

2.) Brandon sent me an invite to his no pants party next month. Boxers or briefs?
by The girl from the flats September 4, 2014
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Superman pants

Sarcasm, when someone ask's for the impossible.
Foreman: "I want these two houses plastered within the week"
Me: "Right... but where's the nearest phone box?"
Foreman: "Phone box?"
Me: "Yeah, so I can go and change into my Superman pants"
by Dabz December 9, 2008
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