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legion of dicks

Another name for someone who is a slut or whore. Someone who likes a lot of dicks. As defined by Dave and Chuck the freak. Also called the legion
Guy 1: "Dude Megan is so hot" Guy 2: "Yeah but she's in the legion of dicks"
by ck308 April 26, 2017
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Dick Stubig

The man with a penis so large, it can not fit in any hole, and therefore he is the most unhappy man alive.
Dick Stubig was angry last night.
by Robert Van Winkle April 12, 2004
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eyes dicked

When you lay floppy dicks on both of your eyes.
Dude, Ryan's getting his eyes dicked!
by UltiMonkey May 16, 2016
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dick vomiting

When you see someone so discussing that it even makes your dick vomit. Can be used as a compliment as well. Most people take as a bad thing tho.
Bad: Person- “my dick vomiting is so bad right now

Good: Person- “wow you look so hot. My dick just vomited
by Saladbutt69 December 6, 2017
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Dry Dick

A serious condition for which the application of hand lotion will only provide temporary relief if used daily. True long term solutions for this disorder require regular fluid applications with the help of a friend.
Rising case numbers of Dry Dick in the world can have truly devastating consequences, these include crankiness, more reckless driving, and the odd urge of dictators with micro penises to invade smaller neighboring countries.
by IronMikey April 3, 2023
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daffy dick

A black dickhead with a speech impediment who’s always blabbering and trying to brag to others about himself and his talents when he’s the weird asshole.
He tries to prove how talented he is, but others find him crazy and loony.
Daffy dick.

Bugs: What’s up dick.
Daffy: I’m gonna see if you can face the wrath of my house!
Bugs: Oh, ok, if you insist.
Daffy: You’re dickspicable.
by gregben May 22, 2019
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dick-ceps.

muscles of dick....
my "dick-ceps" are bigger than your biceps.
show your dick-ceps......
by serial-kisser October 1, 2011
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