Mile Club

The fine art of sleeping with so many men that their weiners would equal out to a mile if simultaneously put together

OMG did you hear about shlyn? She's totally in the Mile Club!

by Skeetown C-FLO May 27, 2014

Mikey

A big fucking asshole, who fuckimg thinks it ok to fuck with girls. A heartbreaker who stopms on the shattered peices.

Girl1: Who is that kid, he seems nice.
Girl2: Who? Mikey?

Girl1: Yeah.
Girl2: Sorry but... Looks can be deciving.
Girl1: Really? But Mikey is... so... cute.
Girl3: Wait! Do u like him.
Girl1: Yes... no. I LOVE him.
Girl2: You dont know him.
Girl3: Nope. But do u wanna meet him?
Girl1: Yes! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!
Girl3: Your funeral. MIKEY!! GET OVER HERE!! MEET THE NEW GAL!!

Girl2: Behold.
Mikey: Who wants to get fucked?
Girl1: Wat did u say?
Miley: Who wants to get fucked?
All girls: FUCK OFF MIKEY!! YOU PERVERT!!!

by Sadie Wadie Baby March 7, 2017

Mikey Williams

mikey williams is a blonde heterosexual male with a white privileged life.

is that mikey williams? yes it is because he has a recessive trait to where it makes his hair blond.

by _poopyluv_ June 14, 2021

Star mile

A star ⭐️ mile is the time you take to hold space for yourself (selves) by yourself. To retreat within to see life as the sweet treat and can be again and is. To be out in the fresh air and enliven and unite all the features of a tired being. After taking this time to walk soul-o, you will discover yourself again, your connection to the Source.

After walking my star mile, I found myself able to receive my lover’s lips with intergalactic kisses that encompass all the stars that are, have ever been and will ever be. Shoot me now, that shooting star stuff is corny.

My fears, my past, my betrayals, my truth. None of it mattered anymore but the wisdom gained and the acceptance of being blessed after I took my star mile.

by anonymous July 31, 2019

5 MILE MARK

The brilliant words of Ethan Nestor aka Crankgameplays. Using this during Unus Annus to try to encourage Markiplier to go faster on the bike. But led to Mark punching his wall, but don't tell amy!

5 MILE MARK 5 MILE MARK

by l3m0n..gutz November 20, 2020

The 8 Mile smile

The sort of smile that comes from aiming a weapon with one eye closed for better accuracy.

Don't piss me off or I'll give you the 8 Mile smile.

by Dump truck January 2, 2017

Mileye

A person who does something you disapprove of.

That was clearly out you Mileye

by Bravo Whiski December 16, 2008