Microserf (noun) -
A Microserf is somebody who only uses Microsoft products and refuses to ackknowledge the existance of Linux. Typically, a Microserf evolves to MSCE, or suffers BSOD after BSOD
A Microserf is somebody who only uses Microsoft products and refuses to ackknowledge the existance of Linux. Typically, a Microserf evolves to MSCE, or suffers BSOD after BSOD
Bill Gates leads the Microserfs
by SouperIan November 16, 2004
Get the Microserf mug.A global or transnational corporation that desires/attempts to monopolize the global market, outsource valuable jobs to economically lesser developed regions/countries, and obliterate competitors within the same business sector. The prefix "micro-" is misleading, as Microsoft is not by any means a small corporation.
Microsoft Corporation has often attempted to Microsoftize the global market through their computer services, especially in the United States. As a result, several antitrust lawsuits have been filed against the multi-billion dollar corporation.
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Lacking the ability to be safely be heated by a microwave oven. Things that have microwaveablelessness include 12 oz. soda cans, pressurized cans of R-12, chicken eggs in their shells, sealed film canisters filled with water, dry ice bombs, mercury thermometers, electronics, and lithium-ion batteries.
Saddam learned the hard way about the microwaveablelessness of a camping propane cylinder. He almost lost his house.
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1. Jan thinks he is charming, but only has a microcrush because she knows he is married.
2. Yeah, she is kind of annoying, but how could you not have a mircocrush? She is just so damn cute.
2. Yeah, she is kind of annoying, but how could you not have a mircocrush? She is just so damn cute.
by a_wrighter March 24, 2009
Get the microcrush mug.1 microsecond= Length of time of one commercial high-speed strobe light flash.
2.68 microseconds= the amount of time subtracted from the Earth Day as a result of the 2004 Indian Ocean earthquake. It is reported that the earthquake slightly shifted the Earth around on its axis, shortening the day by 2.68 microseconds.
2.68 microseconds= the amount of time subtracted from the Earth Day as a result of the 2004 Indian Ocean earthquake. It is reported that the earthquake slightly shifted the Earth around on its axis, shortening the day by 2.68 microseconds.
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Get the Microsecond mug.A metaphorical variation on the Cleveland Steamer. It occurs when someone expects something to work, only to see it fail at a critical moment, leaving them feeling like someone has just shit on their face.
Person A: "I'd stay way from Michael right now. He installed Windows 7 last week, and just got a Microsoft steamer when he tried to print out his term paper."
Person B: "Idiot. What did he expect?"
Person B: "Idiot. What did he expect?"
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