Matthew John Collings

Man doesn't walk he roll like a ball. Ever played overwatch? cause his is equivalent to the hamster. he is just so huge

wow matthew john collings is so big

by Gay_Priest June 20, 2021

matthew

Matthews are charismatic enough to ruin your life. You meet them thinking that they are charming and sincere, but they will always find a way to disappoint on a massive scale that makes you really sad until you get riled up with your friends who coincidentally have all been wronged by a Matthew. Matthews suck; they're the absolute worst. They tell you they love you in the most poetic way and make you fall head over heels because they are very lovable, but it also absolutely kills you when they do something super shitty to ruin you and your image of them. They're loyal but only to a select few, but they consider most people disposable and use them until they have no purpose to them. They'll sleep with you then tell you they love their ex. They're powerful because they're the best liars and gain full control of you and your emotions before fucking up your shit completely. They like to think they're hot shots and they're cocky as shit, and they're smart and all, but the fact that they're assholes makes that not matter in the long run, to you at least, life still tends to treat Matthews just fine despite the fact that they deserve the worst. Like to get left at the alter; they deserve that. But chances are, they will still lead happy and successful lives because life treats you well when you're a Matthew, just not if you interact with one. Stay away if you meet a Matthew.

In this world, you're either a Matthew or you're screwed over by one.

by bitchybitterbitch March 20, 2019

Matthew Collin Burden

ig he’s chill or whatever, pretty laid back some would say. Loves making margaritas, he’s pretty good at coding, and the one thing he likes more than making drinks it’s punching the hoes that be flaggin.

Person 1: yo dude, did you see Matthew Collin Burden beat the fuck out of that hoe last night?

Person 2: yeah dude, that hoe really got hit with the Matthew Collin Burden.

by The Creator of all. September 25, 2023

matthew sanchez

The biggest nerd you will ever meet. Collects bottle caps shaped like dicks.

He looks like a Matthew Sanchez

by MattSanchezHater666 December 19, 2014

Matthew Tutchell

the cool weird kid, he also makes up the coolest jokes...

hey, that joke you made up was soo funny you must be Matthew tutchell

by josh petitt September 9, 2010

Matthew Chui

He is a very on 9boi who studies in La Salle College. He sucks at maths, but is kind of better than Chiu Popo. He hates 8745 and Wan Lo . He

You suck at maths!
You son of a Matthew Chui

by Look at this dude 8745 December 8, 2019

matthew i

A male, usually with dark brown hair, slightly tall, dark eyes, wears long pants all the time, and skate shoes. Probably dating an Asian woman as well

Matthew I is a strange gentleman

by YahhhhhhhhBoy January 25, 2017