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Italian roulette

A culinary game of chance where you mix premium Italian pasta with mystery pasta discovered in the darkest depths of your pantry or even the neighborhood bin shed. The result is a dish that could either transport you to the piazzas of Rome with its exquisite taste or send you on a flavor adventure that rivals a rollercoaster ride.

Side Effects May Include:

Pasta Time Warp: You might find yourself temporarily fluent in Italian or spontaneously humming opera arias.

Sudden Chef Syndrome: After consumption, you might feel an overwhelming urge to critique the cooking techniques of famous chefs on TV.

Spaghetti Serendipity: Occasionally, you may discover a hidden talent for culinary innovation, inventing new pasta shapes or sauces that defy culinary logic.

Parmesan Paradox: Your fridge may suddenly overflow with an inexplicable surplus of Parmesan cheese, causing a delightful yet mysterious phenomenon.

Carbonara Confusion: You might start debating passionately with friends about the "authentic" way to prepare carbonara, even if you've never been to Italy.
Feeling adventurous, Chris decided to play Italian roulette for dinner—he mixed some gourmet fettuccine with a questionable bag of pasta he found near the bin shed. Now he's convinced he can speak fluent Italian and has an inexplicable craving for more Parmesan cheese!
by pastaiolo August 2, 2024
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italian caviar

a long chain of garlic in the shape of corn on the cobb
do you want to get some italian caviar?
by Eiddam Daiquirious January 3, 2017
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Italian rage cage

When you and a group of friends pass a bunch of espresso around the table and everyone takes a shot. Typically performed prior to cramming for an assignment or project late at night
"If we're gonna get this done before tomorrow we gotta do an Italian rage cage first, I'm fading fast"
by BagelsMan March 13, 2023
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Italian bellyflop

When you tie a persons legs to a heavy object (rock or cement block) then push them off a bridge and they hit the water painfully hard.
That asshole got what he deserved. You should have seen that Italian bellyflop as he hit the water!
by Tagliatelle May 29, 2016
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the Italian job

An act upon which a man inserts his fingers in a pinched fingers gesture Italian style, into a womens vagina.
North! I can't believe you preformed the Italian job! how did it even fit in?
by Wolsingham incident January 27, 2022
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italian crustache

The act of giving sweet tender pleasure to a woman and she cums onto your mustache and you slurp it down like big Tony’s spaghetti
Last night I was hungry and fat Susan gave me a Italian crustache
by Bob1279 April 12, 2021
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The Italian

Your coworker who bears an uncanny resemblance to someone of Italian descent, but refuses to admit his true identity as an Italian. He also uses Italian catchphrases such as, “oui oui sauce”.
“Where’s the Italian?” - Jack Oswald White, The Dark Knight 2008.
by Trusted rocket scientist January 6, 2023
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