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cat pants

Cat pants are the furry wide part on cat legs.

Very important to tomcats in assessing female cat beauty.
"Wow, look at Fluffy's cat pants," said Tom, "what a babe!"

"Meeyowr!" responded Thom, "I'd hit that!"
by scodder May 9, 2010
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Sad Pants

A term either to describe a person (usually female) or a phenomena in which they attempt with a desperation to fit into a pair of skin tight jeans or booty shorts that don't fit at all. The result is people first noticing then running away screaming in disgust. Also, the said jeans or booty shorts look like they are crying for the person to evacuate their space which is beyond any reasonable capacity. Hence why it is referred to as sad pants.
Jesus H Christ Sad Pants!!!! Do you own a pair of jeans or shorts that have actually lived!?!?!!?!?!?
by O.G. Junior Mint September 18, 2015
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Pants Dance

1. Dance in which the wearer pulls the front of his or her pants, while wearing the said pants, with both their thumbs and gently pulls on the pants in a rhythmic motion, swaying their hands and pelvis side-to-side. Using the thumbs to force oneself to leap forward with each sway is also acceptable, but may cause minor amounts of property damage, minor injury to oneself or others, and enormous amounts of humiliation.

2. The move one does in a seated position while trying to scratch the itch caused by pubic hairs latched to the penis as it retracts back into one's body.
1. "Dude, me and this hot chick met on the dance floor and we started to Pants Dance, but then she stumbled and hit an old lady."

2. "Sir, I will not allow you to Pants Dance while I am giving a lecture!"
by The Jaw Slapper February 5, 2010
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pants week

the week when a woman is on her period; also to be used
in lieu of telling someone you are on your period in public
Man: Hey you want to get it on
Woman: No, it's pants week

Girl 1: Hey you should try this dress on it's really cute
Girl 2: I really don't feel like it, it's pants week
Girl 1: Well let go get some chocolate than
by Boo sparks May 28, 2011
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pants game

An entertaining game in which you replace one or more words in a sentence or quote with "pants".

See also: pantsify
Original Quote: "I can't help?"
"You'd kinda be in my way." - Kairi and Sora, Kingdom Hearts

Pantsified Quote: "I can't help?"
"You'd kinda be in my pants."
by DClick April 1, 2004
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Naked-Pants

1. An imaginary, yet very real pair of pants that are primarily worn under all other sets off pants.

2. A technicallity of not being naked.

3. The clothing highly favored by furries.

4. Another term for being pantsless.
No, I'm not naked...I'm wearing my Naked-Pants.
by Fobia0012 April 25, 2008
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Superman pants

Sarcasm, when someone ask's for the impossible.
Foreman: "I want these two houses plastered within the week"
Me: "Right... but where's the nearest phone box?"
Foreman: "Phone box?"
Me: "Yeah, so I can go and change into my Superman pants"
by Dabz December 9, 2008
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