The Italian Stallion is the act of inserting spaghetti into a woman’s vaginal cavity whilst she is menstruating, then reaching in and pulling it out thus finishing the sacred dish of Ancient Italian Godess Gizaludina.
“Dude I was over at Kari’s house and I decided to say fuck it, and performed an Italian Stalllion.”
“What’s an Italian Stallion?
“You should probably read the work of Gizaludina.”
“What’s an Italian Stallion?
“You should probably read the work of Gizaludina.”
by KimJongUno February 1, 2019

by td_tud August 14, 2021

having sex in the olive garden and you shove a bread stick up a girls ass and then forcing it down her throat.
by notaguineapig November 7, 2022

Loading ones anus with lasagna using a broomstick to ram it in there, much like how one loads a musket.
by CIAButNot May 14, 2023

the act of spiking someones drink, taking them home, and taking a roofie yourself, to even the chances, and escape charges
originated from Italy switching sides in the war
originated from Italy switching sides in the war
-My friend, Fernando, was on trial for raping a girl last week.
-Was he found guilty?
-Nah, he pulled the ol' Italian Switcheroofie.
-Was he found guilty?
-Nah, he pulled the ol' Italian Switcheroofie.
by Cosbirius May 20, 2020

Fat ugly cunts who have hot mums. Their dads are also piss-weak faggots who are known to get absolutely tuned up by aboriginals dads.
Adam's an Italian cocksmoker
by pussyfartwhistle September 6, 2017

