Italian Fingerjob

The act of inserting a man or woman's finger (preferably their smallest one) or toe inside a man's peehole, or the hole that is found at the tip of a man's penis. This is often described as both painful and pleasurable, and has been known to severely disfigures the man's penis.
John: Aw, man my penis hurts. She game me an Italian Fingerjob and I'm a bit sore.
by Dabaws December 31, 2013
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italian boardroom

Not feeling good after too much grappa last night.... Need to hit the Italian Boardroom.
by Johnny Hillmod September 15, 2013
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Italian Croquet

A sexual act, where the man would use the tip of his penis to slap the clitoris of a woman with an extremely above average bush.
I just had Italian Croquet her, after I saw that bush of hers.
by Coonclashers November 27, 2018
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Italian kiss

When you're about to kiss someone, but instead you lick their lips.
Brian: That bitch totally gave me an Italian kiss!
Stewie: hello, vro ❤️
by AnonyEx April 13, 2024
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Italian Christmas

Eating out a girl (while she is eating any fish but salmon) and he eats a tuna sandwich afterwards.
I was eating her out while she was having a full tuna sandwich, as opposed to a Panera "Half-sandwich half soup" and that's what I call an Italian Christmas
by SpaceZambonie November 11, 2020
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Italian Shit

A right shit whose also Italian
A person who can't stop talking about how they are Italian and how Italian food is the best
"Dude, Ranchero won't stop bragging about his pasta"
"I know he's such an Italian Shit"
by Clagus December 19, 2017
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Italian backwash

The act of ejaculating on your partner and then getting some wet or dry pasta and smearing it with your penis
Vito said he's going to get Marcella an Italian Backwash
by Aydyn February 27, 2017
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