Hooner

When you elbow someone else's stomach while you jerk off

Do you want a hooner?

by IsAiAh_LoVe69 January 12, 2019

Hooker Knees

Ashy, bruised, cut ,dirty ,dry knees
Or just bad looking knees

Why is your knees so ashy? It looks like you have hooker knees.

They look worst then my wife's and she doesn't even suck mine

by JAYmist January 21, 2019

Hoofer

a person who goes around and literally scams people for a shit ton of money.

me: i was fucked over by a hoofer not too long ago.
friend: ah same, he took a lot of money from me.

by Luzu May 10, 2019

hooker boots

Thigh-high boots with stiletto heels, typically in shiny (fake) black leather.
See for example Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.
Not to be confused with Go-Go Boots, which have a chunky heel and may not go all the way to the mid-thigh.

She was wearing hooker boots and a miniskirt, trying to hard to find a man.

by giant killer robot May 10, 2019

Hooker rinds

The crispy sheen of dried skin that accumulates on the bedding of cheap hotels

When Nick was checking the linens for bed bugs he found a huge matting of hooker rinds that made his stomach turn

by Brogantac July 6, 2019

Hooter snooter

When a woman uses her vagina to take bong tokes, or the use of said vagina with any marijuana paraphernalia smoking devices.

When ya side bitch sits on a bong. And her hooter just snoots er. Shes a hooter snooter.

by Hooper shooter 91 July 6, 2019

Hooters

A restaurant that hires thicc women

I love hooters so I got up and fucked the woman at the register for 80% off my meal

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019