allen van hook

The Chosen One, whom has powers beyond humanitys understanding!

Allen Van Hook can fix anything!

by Allen Van Hook April 5, 2015

hog hook

When the man is taking the woman (or man) from beind, reaches over puts two fingers in the persons nostrils and pulls their head back.

last night Bino gave the pap a great hog hook, almost ripped his nostrils off.

by Scott Goligher August 20, 2007

The Hook

A verb, which means to place ones hooked finger or fingers between another's butt cheeks with an intent to startle, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. This procedure is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.

"Arrrrrr" Llewellyn cried as he startled Stefanie with "the hook" to her behind.

by SashiJapan14 January 4, 2011

the hook

When you’re having sex, and your penis breaks perpendicularly.

I was having sex with a girl and I got the hook! It hurt a lot.

by MRBanter101 December 31, 2018

Hook the Fanny

Hanging up your Fanny pack after a long day of being a fuck boy.

Bro 1: “bro I’ve been at a rave all night, where can I ‘hook the Fanny’?”

by 69andfeelingfine March 20, 2021

Advanced Hook Up

1st-3rd bases

Bob: Hey this is like the 9th time you hooked up with Amanda

Jim: I know we went advanced this time. Advanced hook up is also 3rd base.

by Jennakranks May 15, 2016

Pickle hook

Someone working too hard to get the D

Yo, that kid was a straight up pickle hook!

by Flagrant June 7, 2018