Captain Hook

When someone's dick is too small to grab with the whole hand when masturbating, they use one finger, looking like a pirate hook.

A:"Why's Tilly so mad?"
B:"Mike caught him Captain Hooking, now we all know he's got a lil cock"

by Cool cunt January 2, 2017

double double the hook up

One your ex man is with another bitch

"Double double the hook up"

*picture with another bitch*

by sweggieswegger January 23, 2017

slippery hook

When a girl puts a finger inside of herself and proceeds to shove said finger into another person's ear. (Like a wet Willy, but not with spit)

Yeah man, she caught me off guard as hell and gave me a slippery hook. My ear smelled like the ocean for a week.

by Arniebarnie28382 February 1, 2017

Hook Up

To meet someone, get together with a friend.

Hey, let's hook up later and have dinner. I'm hooking up with some friends later to see a movie.

by Dotanairy January 22, 2020

hook of the peen

It Is when you bang a hot chick .

Yo man did you see that ? He gave her the old hook of the peen

by Agentco February 5, 2020

Captain Hook

when you just fucked someone

yo! i just got captain hooked

by yummy ass March 26, 2020

Liam Hook

Funny ball bag sheep shagger who is fun to play with on PlayStation and minecraft and he is very easy to take the mick out of

Oh look, there’s Liam Hook

by Big_Boy_Tim April 2, 2020