Helena

A dumbass, who doesn't deserve any friends and should be lonely, Helenas also aren't popular, and are really ugly.

Jerry: that girl is really ugly she must be a Helena

by dsfbfvcx September 11, 2020

Helen Keller

When one guy busts on a girls eyes, sticks his dick in her mouth, and two more guys give her ear plugs (bust in her ears simultaneously).

Mike's sister was Helen Kellered yesterday and since then she hasn't been able to see, speak, or hear.

by Jbino17 November 21, 2010

helen kellered

(v.t.) using sign language in a person's palm to convey a message.

I helen kellered Jennifer the message, but she didn't understand my meaning.

by joshiev06 May 21, 2006

Helmets and Gloves

A Type of Friendly Fighting (usually held in hockey dressing rooms) where two people are given only hockey: helmets and gloves, they fight with shots mostly to the head

"Hey you guys should go Helmets and Gloves"
"You guys should lockerbox"

by sawadajo July 12, 2006

helmetosis

a Disease when a person has high temperature, and he also has a craving to wear a helmet everywhere

I have helmetosis, that's why i'm wearing a helmet right now.

by DJ D3N!S August 6, 2007

helmet

some who is retarded or constantly does or says stupid things

AKA- a helm

that kids a helmet

by A Bo November 14, 2007

Hartney Helmet

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

by Anonymous April 3, 2003