Hand sanitizer

The most yummyliceous thing I've ever put in my mouth. I LOVE hand sanitizer.

Person 1: "is that hand sanitizer?"
Me: *chugging it*

by Markys wife January 30, 2022

Hand Cereal

Eating Cereal Out Of The Bag With Your Hand & A Cup Of Milk.

Yo I'm Starving, I Think I Might Eat Some Hand Cereal.

by CDG.DDG March 29, 2021

Orange-Handed

When you tell somebody not to eat your Cheetos but when you come back they have orange dust all over their fingers.

I told Jessica to not eat my cheetos but when I came back I caught her orange-handed.

by wolfiebean October 8, 2018

Hand Helping

A Hand Helping is, process of giving someone in need a helping hand and assisting them in there problem.

Or...

It is the process of giving somebody a handjob, resulting in ejaculation.

Jerome Anya being a fag lol

I lend a hand helping to those in need

Or...

Jerome: "Hey Del, can i give you a Hand Helping under the table?"

by sclocal May 22, 2008

hand celibate

When a person goes a period of time without masterbating.

A lot of guys are hand celibate for No Masterbate March.

by Roman Archer June 30, 2019

Grandma Hands

The hands of a grandma, or one who schmooks.

Press harder! Use your grandma hands! Schmook it down!

————— Miss Kristine Iturrino

by Apple Peels June 28, 2018

change hand

The way your hand smells after handling coins.

Damn, I just paid the toll and now I've got change hand.

by masterchicken August 12, 2006