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soft hook

regular day job and hooks at nite and on the side
not a regular hooker, shes a soft hook
by nick the December 4, 2022
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Captain hook

A dick that is curved like a hook
Wyatt zebert? Hell nah his name is captain hook
by Carterussell January 6, 2019
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Brown-Handed sky hook

The act of shitting in your hand, while In the shower. Then proceed to loft it in the hair; over the shower curtain, in to the the toilet. Similarly to the NBA player Kareem Abdul-Jabar famous move the sky hook.
“I didn’t want to waffle stomp last night, so I brown-handed sky hooked it into the toilet.”
by Showershitter1214 June 18, 2025
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Advanced Hook Up

1st-3rd bases
Bob: Hey this is like the 9th time you hooked up with Amanda

Jim: I know we went advanced this time. Advanced hook up is also 3rd base.
by Jennakranks May 15, 2016
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Hook the Fanny

Hanging up your Fanny pack after a long day of being a fuck boy.
Bro 1: “bro I’ve been at a rave all night, where can I ‘hook the Fanny’?”
by 69andfeelingfine March 20, 2021
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Pickle hook

Yo, that kid was a straight up pickle hook!
by Flagrant June 7, 2018
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the hook

When you’re having sex, and your penis breaks perpendicularly.
I was having sex with a girl and I got the hook! It hurt a lot.
by MRBanter101 December 31, 2018
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