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hog nails

Nails that grow from ones penis. Similar to finger or toe nails, but hog specific
I just need to take a quick shower and clip my hog nails, but should be ready in no time”
by Hogworks February 5, 2024
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Hog Hunter

Male who enjoys using dating apps frequently and gets lots of matches but only interacts and chases the hogs (slightly or fully chubby girls who love getting porked) and then proceeds to invite them to his crib and give them a royal porking and treat them like shit and if the women isn’t using birth control they are forced to abort the baby
“Oh Hey Pearcey you’re such a hog hunter, that girl you porked last night was a fucking beast”
by GeneralHogman1 January 7, 2024
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Brazilian Hog Rider

When you’re getting throat fucked by another dude so hard his cum comes out of his nose.
Bro, Shawn hit me with the Brazilian hog rider last night and now I can’t even snort coke without tasting cum.
by FettyWhopper690 March 23, 2023
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Crank some hog

This is the action of getting some work done, typically homework
Man the essay is due tomorrow, I really need to crank some hog
by Coolhck June 5, 2025
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Hog-Lover

1. A person who loves a big fat one up the ass.
Did you Timmy?”
“No.”
“He had a large load busted in his ass.”
“Man, that guy must be a Hog-Lover.”
by FudgePacker44 July 22, 2023
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Hog sap

The grime that one seeps after a long hauled pigging
Oy! I tried to give you a hug and all I got was this hand drenched in hog sap

"You're going about has wreaked you of hog sap!"
by Idontmow July 16, 2025
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Zipper Hog

When you hear a zipping and a growl….get ready for the Zipper Hog
by Honey Boy Wilson June 19, 2021
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