"The Almighty Dick." This type of dick is rare to come across and is most pleasent in sex. This dick will steal your girlfriend, wife, side bitch, mom, and even your grandma if she is still living.
by GertheGod July 26, 2016
Get the god dickmug. by ppgang69 June 15, 2019
Get the God’s wrathmug. The infamous words used in every instagram bio by women who have baby daddies like an artist has paint brushes. Alternatives include "Only God can judge me". Don’t be surprised if you also see this fuckshit of a term as a tattoo as well, which is good, as it can be used as a visual aid to GTFO once you see it.
Jim: "Meisha's hot, should I ask her out?"
Tom: "Oh hell no bro, she has “God first” in her bio. You know what means - god is never first, and condoms are never a thing.”
Tom: "Oh hell no bro, she has “God first” in her bio. You know what means - god is never first, and condoms are never a thing.”
by oneandonlygod!! April 29, 2022
Get the God firstmug. The pinch of tobacco that is missing from a can of moist tobacco. Copenhagen is usually the only brand that does this. Don't worry, you still get the same amount of tobacco, it is just more condensed and contains less stems than other brands such as Grizzly or Skoal.
Jake: Man they should did take a God's Pinch outta this one!
Luke: That's why you should dip Grizzly. I always get a full can.
Jake: Nah, Copenhagen is life.
Luke: LOL whatever you say.
Luke: That's why you should dip Grizzly. I always get a full can.
Jake: Nah, Copenhagen is life.
Luke: LOL whatever you say.
by Cope_Junky98 November 15, 2016
Get the god's pinchmug. A God named Eminem who decided to say "Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated" and become a Rap God, even though he already was.
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated" and become a Rap God, even though he already was.
Damn bitch! That Em is the Rap God!
by DoTheJig December 15, 2016
Get the Rap Godmug. by t00c00lforscho00l April 6, 2022
Get the God is Goodmug. by igripprints December 12, 2022
Get the God of Rizzmug.