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non-gay gay marriage

A marriage between two people of the same gender who are not gay. Usually considered the pinnacle of a bromance where two bro's decide to become partners for life in a straight way. This is like in that movie "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry." Although Chuch and Larry were pretending to be gay, they were actually two straight men who married for reasons involving pensions or something.
"Don't worry man, everyone here knows this is a non-gay gay marriage."

"You wanna have sex?"
"No."
"Good."
"Fine."
by Desmond White December 1, 2009
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Gay

Gayness is when you are a man
and you look at your brothers ass and think..
"daddy put that shit on my face"
gay is when you lke a man, as a man.
Alin(gay brother): mmmmmmmmmmmmm ass
Dequan (stright brother): what the fuck
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When a weird chick brisa goes to watch a movie and doesn’t invite her brother.
Brisa is gay
by Frankly Ocean Jr July 31, 2021
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Gay = Happy ya bitch
by Ƥapi October 11, 2018
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When a guy loves a guy and two guys have sex and make a gay ass baby
Your so gay I could buy a dildo off of you
by Sexyhoe24 November 19, 2019
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Gay

Something that's stupid or dumb but with a hardened meaning.
Has nothing to do with sexuality.

Suck dick and fuck pussy, no ones stopping you.
"Racism still exists"
"wow that's fucking Gay"
by Poouvfe August 2, 2020
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